My new housemate: Do you feel like coming along to a disco tonight?
Me: Possibly, but I'm still pretty jetlagged. How late will you be out?
Housemate: What do you consider late?
Me: Ummm....maybe 3am?
Housemate: That's early for me.
Me: Oh.
"She stopped, she looked at her brother. 'Isn't life,' she stammered, 'isn't life-.' But what life was she couldn't explain." Katherine Mansfield, The Garden Party