real life conversation I had with a clerk there yesterday.
Ikea clerk: How are you?
me: I'm worn out from all this shopping. I should get some coffee.
Ikea clerk: Try heroine. it'll work much better.
"She stopped, she looked at her brother. 'Isn't life,' she stammered, 'isn't life-.' But what life was she couldn't explain." Katherine Mansfield, The Garden Party